(Rules for) Living Life on the Lime (313)

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A) Stop freaking out.

B) Consider breaking a meaningless rule if it will make you joyful because these things work out and anyway, your life will become more interesting as a result.

  1. Maybe climb a fence in the middle of the night.
  2. Or hang prayer flags in your room even if it’s a “fire hazard.”

C) Avoid crying to get yourself out of uncomfortable situations.

  1. Like when the police are giving you a speeding ticket
  2. Or when you dump food in your lap at a party and you are embarrassed.
  3. Or when someone hits on you in a bar and you don’t know what to do.

D) Get stronger abs.

E) Eat a lot of pudding.

Rule Set 313 is brought to you by the Random Old Man Sitting in the Park, like everything poetic.

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