A) Stop freaking out.
B) Consider breaking a meaningless rule if it will make you joyful because these things work out and anyway, your life will become more interesting as a result.
- Maybe climb a fence in the middle of the night.
- Or hang prayer flags in your room even if it’s a “fire hazard.”
C) Avoid crying to get yourself out of uncomfortable situations.
- Like when the police are giving you a speeding ticket
- Or when you dump food in your lap at a party and you are embarrassed.
- Or when someone hits on you in a bar and you don’t know what to do.
D) Get stronger abs.
E) Eat a lot of pudding.