I would probably like to be a giant green elephant. I think it would be awesome because it would be very unusual and I would get a lot of attention and probably be well fed — depending on where I was born but probably — and it would be a good and relatively simple thing.
But since it’s not possible (I have totally come to terms with it), I have come up with a detailed and precise ten-year plan. I won’t, of course, actually bore you with the details, but I did want to mention that I have made a plan and that it is extensive.
So that’s pretty much it.
Oh, and I started implementing it today by going running before the sun went down at 4:30 in the afternoon (ridiculous). (This is a red herring; it has nothing to do with the central themes of my life plan).