(Rules for) Living Life on the Lime (24)

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A. Love the interminable gray sky. It is still bright, if you look the right way.

B. Try a hot pepper once – not because it will feel good.

C. When having drinks with friends, do not leave to do work and return later unless you want to be a little scorned and you have coffee readily accessible at home (or wherever you are working).

  1. Otherwise you might notice yourself feeling increasingly sleepy because you have consumed one beer, and you won’t be able to deal with the sleepiness because you don’t have the coffee and you can’t actually go to sleep because if you don’t return you will never again be allowed to leave in the middle.

D. Hydration.

Brought to you by Graffiti in Chile, Where the Sun Always (Never) Shines

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4 responses »

  1. Also: don’t tell your friends you’ll join them for drinks when you’ve finished working if you know very well that you’re going to fall asleep because you had coffee too many hours ago.

  2. there are a lot of things I try, not because they will feel good, but because they are the right thing to do. because it feels right to have tried. because jalapeños are a beautiful shade of green. so there.

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