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So, um, as a result of my column in Emory’s student newspaper, the Wheel, I totally got flashed Friday night by some girls from the freshman dorm I wrote about.
Honestly, I understand; they were upset and really felt their point would be made best with bare skin.
Fortunately, it’s all a sign of productive, critical thought taking place.
Also, I recommend this as a strategy to cope with Valentine’s Day depression for all the singles out there: write something critical about people being encouraged to reveal themselves in public, and maybe they will reveal themselves to you. Loneliness stems from spending too much time with the fully-clothed.