Seriously, I’m going to run like weird fast. But only for a half marathon because I don’t believe in running anything over 13.1 miles. To make up for that, though, I’m also running a half marathon in 1.5 weeks to prepare. So, it’s like I’m running a whole one, but with a month and a half in between.
In any case, because I want good karma and I believe that Oxfam is a fantastic and worthy organization, I’m running to raise money for them.
As you may notice when you visit the donation page, I’m also taking wardrobe requests and other advisory tidbits. So feel free to leave me a note with your donation and I will do my best — within reason — to comply. (Example: I will be wearing a cape).
The exciting news: the Edinburgh Half Marathon is the flattest and therefore fastest half marathon in the world. So Imma race my face off.
That’s the news, peeps. Please support with a few pounds if you can. If you can’t, that’s cool too, just say really nice and encouraging things to me at various intervals and I will be happy.