A) Try synchronized swimming.
- Especially in a lake.
- But take your time jumping in. It’s nerve-racking.
B) Hot dogs are awesome. Tomato soup is less awesome.
C) Keep camp feet under control.
- Recommended: bathe and apply lotion.
- (Definition of camp feet: grimy everywhere).
D) Run in the morning to revitalize your spirit.
E) No drugs or sex in the bushes at church camp.
F) Sleep will save you.
- And hugs.
H) Wear bug spray.