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(Rules for) Living Life on the Lime (565)

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A. Sing along.

B. Complete tasks you planned to complete.

  1. Don’t freak out if it’s not on exactly the right timeline — flexibility is good.
  2. But quit procrastinating.

C. Sometimes it is hard to understand what people are saying, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be interesting if you figure it out.

  1. For example: “Make Me Proud” by Drake featuring Nicki Minaj is good, but what is Nicki Minaj actually saying? I think there are words missing.

D. Be optimistic.

E. Sleeping enough helps you maintain a normal weight. So do that.

F. Include characters you are uncomfortable writing when you write.

  1. You might make a new friend.
  2. Or learn something new about yourself.
  3. Or you might discover that people are not so different from one another, no matter what identities have been pinned to them (e.g. black, feminist, gay, conservative, stay-at-home mom).

G. Drink enough beer.

  1. But not too much beer.

H. Go swinging.

I. Take pictures.

  1. Of the garden.
  2. And other stuff, too.
in the morning

in the morning 

14 hours of sleep later

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I am in a complete panic about getting a job. So that’s fun.

And another thing, it’s time for me to go running and my phone says it’s 93 degrees outside. WHAT?

Other than that, things are hunky dory. I need to go to the grocery store for five days worth of food, call T, and fall asleep at a reasonable hour. Yet the list of other things I need to do — substantial things — is freaking me out.

Life is frightening when you think too hard about it, but then you list the facts and things are actually ok.

Fact: My sister sent me a Starbucks card because she is awesome and she loves me.

Fact: I have options.

Fact: My parents love me enough to want me around most of the time.

Fact: Sometimes I laugh so hard that I cry.

Fact: It is possible for me to drive around Montana.

Fact: My mom left me a Blue Moon in the fridge. That was so nice.

Fact: I bought new underwear and it is fun.

Fact: Someone will probably hire me to do something in the next two months.

Fact: In fact, someone hired me to do something last week!

Fact: Sometimes I write reasonably decent poetry.

Fact: I have nearly written three whole short stories for my dissertation. Although they need editing.

Fact: Time.

Fact: My cousin is getting married! Yay!

Fact: I literally have the cutest niece and nephew in the entire world.

Fact: The graduates invited me to chaperone their senior sneakout. Translation? I’m cool!

Fact: Yep, I’m officially feeling better.

Time for that run.

The best niece and nephew

Departure #2 (the panicked version)

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Let the freak out commence.

This kid arrives at the Delhi airport feeling good. I’m two hours in advance of my flight — the hotel staff assured me it would be plenty of time — and I proceed with passport and itinerary in hand, asking various security personnel for directions to the appropriate desk.

Of course, this is for some reason not an efficient method of finding the right line to stand in at the Delhi airport and it takes me three tries to get to the right place. In the meantime, I notice that I have somehow misplaced my watch, which has an annoying velcro strap — meaning that it can’t have fallen off; I must have misplaced it. For the record, I still haven’t found it.

In any case, having no watch, but feeling somewhat nervous, I stand in the most enormous line I have seen in an airport since maybe I was 8 years old going to Belize with my parents and we had to get through customs in Guatemala when it was, um, possibly more dangerous there, or maybe it was just the way an airport works in particular countries. The enormous line makes me feel increasingly nervous, but I try to hold it together. They are calling flights headed to some specific locations — Katmandu is one of them — and pulling people out of the enormous line in order to get them checked in more quickly. I think, ok this is good for me because it means that they’ll call Milan before it becomes excessively urgent or maybe just when it becomes urgent. And I try to breathe deeply, practicing my best Buddhist self there in the enormous line in the Delhi airport. Then the man calling destinations calls Milan and I shoot my hand into the air, trying to make my way out of the line that bends back and forth like a snake in that old computer game where the snake eats the apples and grows longer and you have to keep doubling back and forth on yourself.

Yeah, so I get out of line. And the guy tells me to go to this particular kiosk. But there’s a huge family there. We’re talking eight or nine people large. I am not getting in front of them, so I go back to the guy and he tells me to go to the kiosk next to them. There’s a big woman there with her baby, who is cute and has a broken finger taped to her other fingers and the clerk is helping this woman, and it seems like it is taking ages, but finally he takes my passport and itinerary.

He types something and then looks up at me. This flight is closed, he says.

Maybe I have not properly expressed my anxiety up until this point, but let me say now that I was feeling very worried. That I was trying to behave in a socially appropriate manner, but my lack of time piece and failure to find the appropriate line time and again had been wearing on me and then the enormousness of the line that I finally found myself in had really taken my nerves into a new level of tension. I put my hands on the counter and I think that my eyes may have, um, brimmed with tears. I did not cry because I don’t like that as a tactic, even when it’s entirely natural. But I was overwhelmed with panic. So I tried to plead with him. I told him I had waited in three lines, that I had asked everyone I could think of to ask for help and he just sort of looked at me and typed something else and then the boy standing behind him taking checked luggage asked for my checked luggage.

It wasn’t entirely clear what was unfolding, but it was clear that I was going to at least get to the next stage of this process. He handed back my passport with a boarding pass tucked inside and sent me toward the customs clearance and security. Some men let me pass them in line — it was kind — and then I felt a few tears trickle out before the next customs agent was available to ascertain I had the appropriate documents. When I approached the counter he commented that I still had a lot of time and I said, I had thought so too but they told me the flight was closed.

He was sympathetic. He shrugged and stamped my passport and handed everything back to me and sent me through security, which went incredibly quickly. From there I sprinted through the Delhi airport, feeling that my mouth was dry from stress and still worried that somehow I wouldn’t make the flight.

Of course, when I arrived at my gate, they were still boarding.

And when I got on the airplane, we sat for about half an hour, motionless at the gate, and then another ten minutes we waited for the last passenger to arrive. This caused the plane to take off about fifteen or twenty minutes later than it was supposed to. Maybe it should be my lesson about Delhi — they won’t fly without you if you manage to get checked in?

Anyway, I felt it all worked out because I had four middle seats to myself on our massive plane. Although the massive plane was filled with a massive number of families with small children who screamed and cried intermittently for most of the flight such that I mostly felt the agony of an auntie who wants to make everyone stop crying and go to sleep peacefully. But even without sleep, it was more comfortable than it would have been. And now I am Milan and I am staying in a hotel because I’m a big girl and decided to. So it’s all good.

Something pretty after all that stress

No need to panic. Just breathe and focus on the Dalai Lama.